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New Eestiball

Population7.188 billion

CapitalTallinn
LeaderAnn O'Nymous
FaithYahlism

Currencypropan
Animalbobcat

The Mr Tambourine Man of New Eestiball is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.188 billion Estonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,680 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,727 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer propans on liquor and tobacco, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Estonian politicians, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 290,887th in the world and 1,461st in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -33.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 3,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,177thLowest Crime Rates: 3,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,285thHighest Average Incomes: 6,697thRudest Citizens: 9,573rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,862nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Politically Free: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 117th in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionNudest: 145th in the region

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